- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Netball.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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