What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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no

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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