Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

An iguana walks out of a bar

nathan palmer has a big head !

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's big? Jupiter.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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