why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Global Warming.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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My life

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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