there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What what In the butt

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Kenny G

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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No joke.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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ekoj

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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