tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

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