What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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William Raines.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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