A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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NEVER

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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