American healthcare.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Laura Pratz..

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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William Raines.

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women's rights

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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