What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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