- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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