What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Actually it was me Josh brown

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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