- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Womans baksetball...

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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