how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

silver bullet?

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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