- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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