- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Skinny people fart less.

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