- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Sixty... eight

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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