Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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penis in the camel

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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