"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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