What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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