- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is funnier than 24 69

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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