- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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