- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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