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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

I went to work today....

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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