- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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