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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

9/11 my birthday

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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