- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I am a mime

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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