What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

WOw you have no life

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A penis walks into a bar..

jd and zach loves vigina

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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