- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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