a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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