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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call an amazing person Good

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Obama = ebola

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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