What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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dead dibbs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Anti Joke

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