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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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