A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Where's my baby??

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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girls basketball

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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