Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

womans having rights.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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