- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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