If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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