- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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