What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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