I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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