- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

SHUT UP JP

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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