- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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