What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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diarrhea.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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