- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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