- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Asian women drivers...

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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