what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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gay pom...

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Anti Joke

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