Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

knock knock... ...no answer

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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