- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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