Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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