- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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