Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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#Getweird

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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