- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

No your aunties a joke

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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