What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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dead dibbs

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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