A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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dead dibbs

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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hi jonny

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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