A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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