Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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