- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

If life gives you lemonade.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A Duck walks into a bar.