- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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