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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

call me maybe.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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