What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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