A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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GOODBYE

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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