Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

1+1=2

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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