Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Dumb

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

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