Link ate ink to make him sink.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

The cream, it is coming

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

knock knock come in

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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