Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock. Not home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's 1+1? 69.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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