- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

This isn't funny.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock Knock.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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