- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man pays his child support

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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