What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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