What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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