- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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