This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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