A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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