- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

No your aunties a joke

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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