I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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João Duarte reads this.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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