Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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