Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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