- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Robin, get in the car!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Read a Book.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

a black man pays his child support

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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