- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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