- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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