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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Stop. Seriously stop.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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