What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Haha, I get it..

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what came first the chicken or the chips

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If you have a stroke, call 000

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

thumb_up thumb_down -11

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops