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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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knock knock go away

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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