- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."