- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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