Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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