What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A women left the kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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