What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Anti Joke

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